While the first teaser of Deadpool 2 has fallen, a few references have crept here and there, including a text in "tribute" to Ernest Hemingway.
You've probably seen it, otherwise it's still here, the trailer of Deadpool 2 has been talked about a lot. Featuring Wade Wilson having some difficulty assuming his role of superhero, coupled with a tasty tribute to Superman and the music of John Williams, a text quickly paraded at the end of the teaser challenged us.
Besides the two-time reference to Logan (we'll let you look), Stan Lee 's unmissable cameo and Cable's teasing with the " Nathan Summer is coming" sign on the front of the phone booth, what about this mysterious text?Well, Ryan Reynolds and David Leitch have ridiculed the summary of Ernest Hemingway's book The Old Man and the Sea with language stamped Deadpool. We let you check:
"The Old Man and the Sea" is the story of a battle between an accomplished old fisherman, Santiago, and a very large fish. Gender… HUGE. The story begins with Santiago suffering from going eighty-four days without a single take because he is the unluckiest old son of bitches on Earth. Frankly, if you were on a boat for eighty-four days, it would be hard NOT to catch a fish… even by accident. Santiago had so no bowl that even his apprentice, Manolin, had been forbidden by his Mom and Papa to go fishing with him. But, as the Prince of Bel Air said: "Parents, it picks nothing". So, the kid goes for a ride in the cabin of Santiago. All while not paying attention to the risks involved when visiting an old man who is talking to himself. Manolin makes himself useful by moving Santiago's gear left and right, making food and talking to him baseball. Especially from Joe DiMaggio; who was playing pee with Marilyn Monroe. The next day, Santiago tells Manolin that he is going on the Gulf Current. VERY FAR north of Cuba. Lady Luck is back! On the eighty-fifth day of his devein, Santiago throws his line and at noon, he feels biting what seems to be a big bastard fish. He is sure to have won. He fights again and again, but no way to get him back on board. The old barcasse of Santiago who takes the fleet is dragged for two days and two nights while the old briscard clings to his life. Although bleeding and tired, Santiago begins to appreciate his terrible opponent. He begins to call him "Brother" and even "Frangin". It's a bit of a love story, when you think about it. And as in most romantic comedies, the reader imagines a nice Pretty Woman montage where they change, followed by an inevitable inter-species marriage. But, on the third day, Santiago is WASHED, and he decides that he just wants the fish to do what he tells him to do and stop swimming where he wants. So he plants it. With a fucking harpoon. It's a mess. Yucky. Blood everywhere. Because, like most men his age, Santiago has trouble expressing his emotions and fears in words and is content with his base instincts by imposing his infinitely bad opinions on any subject via blind violence. classic. In short, he ties the marlin to the back of his rafiot and goes home, ready to tell it to himself to death in front of everyone and probably rip people off the price of fish. But you know what? Very quickly, sharks start attacking the bloody carcass of the marlin, because as everyone knows, life is only a tragic opera and just when you think you have found something beautiful and true, sharks show up and tear it to you in fucking shreds yet your dignity with their teubs of lustful and cheerful sharks. Of course, Santiago tries to kill a few, but he drops his harpoon because his hands are as old as him. When night falls, sharks have eaten almost all of the marlin. All that remains is a white skeleton that doesn't give a damn about its mouth in silence in the dark. Santiago then realizes that he has no bowl. REALLY no bowl. (Oh yeah!) He calls sharks "dream killers." Which is not quite fair. I mean, the sharks were just doing their job and the marlin… Damn it, don't even talk to me about the marlin! He was just walking around one day, minding his own business, maybe wondering what he could do today to be a better head of the family and BIM! Harpoon blow to the head. Who is it, the "dream murderer" now, asshole? Hypocrisy has no limits, when it comes to that. Finally, Santiago returns to shore. Leaving the remains of the marlin in the boat, he drags himself to his cabin. He gets there and collapses, as I said before: he's super tired. The next day, sailors gather around Santiago's boat. One of them measures the fish and, fucking shitty mess! It is more than 5 meters long! The head of the fish is offered to Pedrico (weird since it is the first time we hear of him) and the rest of the fishermen ask Manolin to pass on their happy congratulations to the old man. Manolin brings the newspaper and a coffee to Santiago and when he wakes up, they decide to go fishing again. Years later, there is a Red Lobster restaurant in almost every city in the United States, which offers quite decent service and an easily accessible parking space."
